Data Call Technologies Inc (EM) (DCLT)

RECLINER TIMMY taking the day off. The 7,816th CONsecutive day off for him. A new personal record.

Vending Machine Route servicer Recliner Timmy, looking for work.

RECLINER TIMMY - pizza connoisseur, alcoholic, cop fighter, and vending machine route professional

DATA CULT

DATA CULT = dead

It's dead, Jim. RECLINER TIMMY has returned to his old vending machine route, stocking candy machines with candy bars (excepting Zagnut, all of which RECLINER TIMMY keeps for himself). This is the highest level of management that he is capable of functioning adequately. Every man needs to know his limitations, and RECLINER TIMMY has so many of those that he could (and perhaps should) spend all of his time examining his multifarious limitations.

Back on March 26, DCLT filed a Form NT 10-K - Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405. That was over six months ago. Is DCLT still operating?

RECLINER TIMMY Zagnut pimp.

RECLINER TIMMY - vending machine route professional

RECLINER TIMMY's new binniss plann: corner the market on Zagnut bars.

Now don't fret. After a few pitchers of beer, it'll start to make sense to ya. That's how TIMMY stumbled (literally) onto this idea.

It's all a part of his master strategeric plann. The initial operation was the struggle to gett this turd on the Expert Market. So now he can carry~OUTT the operations in the dark, with~OUTT potential competitors learning of his nefarious plann and bollocksing it uppp by stockpiling Zagnut bars to create a safety stock to defeat TIMMY's plann to corner the Zagnut market and raise the price to DaMoon.

It is essential to keep TIMMY's Operation Zagnut Empire blueprints highly CONfidential. All posters on the DCLT bored must keep absolutely quit/quite/quiet about the scheme. No posting about the secret plann!

(Butt, for your personal stash, you prolly ought to stock up on 18-24 months of your Zagnut CONsumption rate. Vending machines will soon run dry of Zagnut bars.)

BTW, DataCult has been evicted from the Medical Arts building at 700 South Friendswood Drive, Suite E, Friendswood, TX. Suite E is now occupied by Friendswood Family Chiropractic Clinic. No information on who is servicing the vending machines in the building since TIMMY and DataCult have been vamoosed from the property. DataCult is now an extremely dark, extensively defunct subpenny turd with operations limited to purchasing and CONsuming beer, liquor, and pizza on the premises of RECLINER TIMMY's shotgun shack homestead.

RECLINER TIMMY must go back to his vending machine route now that his DataCult DCLT gravy train has derailed.

Don't forget to restock the Zagnuts, TIMMY! And watch the drunk driving when you're the loose nut behind the wheel of the vending route van.

At least the vending route is something that's within your capabilities. Being a CEO is nott.

RECLINER TIMMY fighting cops and drunk and disorderly, as per usual. DCLT has been dead for a long time. Timmy is nott far behind.

Alcoholic cop-fighter RECLINER TIMMY lies to the SEC. In the NT10-Q he filed yesterday, he claims that DataCult has filed all required reports to the SEC other than the present NT10-Q That is a blatant LIE!

To-wit:

DCLT did nott file the preceding 10-K, which includes the prior Q financial information. See below:

ReclinerTimmy says DCLT is up-to-date with all prior required reports


Whoops-oops!!! Butt it isn't. There is still no 10-K or financial info for prior Q. This is why DCLT is Expert Market. ReclinerTimmy just made a straight-up, baldfaced LIE to the SEC.


https://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/DCLT/disclosure

https://www.otcmarkets.com/filing/html?id=18454705&guid=T0r-kK4N_t4T4rh

Way to go, Timmah! Keep the lies a'comin' - keep up your record of incompetence/criminality. Your unbroken streak of total bullshit CONtinues unabated and unbroken. Time for a few fifths of cheap liquor and another fight with the cops, harpy-boi!












Way to go, FuckuppTimmy!!!

EXpert Market trash. ReclinerTimmy and GabburificGary finally lett this turd flush into the double black diamond dirtpile.

Way to go, AlcoholicTimmy!

ReclinerTimmy sneaking~OUTT to H-E-B to buy a few boxes of Pizza Spins and some 2-litre Pepsi and Dr Pepper. Stocking upp for Easter. He has 70 gross of Zagnut candy bars stashed in the garage and a frozen Mexican pizza topped with goat, jicama, cotija cheese, and pasilla chiles.

VendingMachineRouteReclinerTimmy - working (well, nott really working) for self-enrichment at the expense of baggholders in this steenkin' deep-subpenny turd.

ReclinerTimmy needs to restock the candy bars in the vending machines on his route. Zagnutt sales are slow due to empty vending machines.

Goin' trips. ReclinerTimmy stocking uppp on Wild Turkey 101 for Thanksgiving. It goes great with pizza, he says. The Thanksgiving weekend gives ReclinerTimmy four solid days of watching The Golf Channel non-stopp.

Recliner Timmy = Deadstick

DCLT is as moribund as Recliner Timmy's non-existent sex life. Even a whole dump truck full of Viagra could nott gett a rise ~OUTTa DCLT.

Think of Recliner Timmy as a eunuch with a vending machine route.

Or as an older, fatter, drunker Beaver Cleaver whose older brother Wally sent him to pick up dad's dry cleaning on his bike. And now, laden with the dry cleaning, his bike getts a flatt and it begins to rain.

Recliner Timmy and Gabby Garrulous Gary are two old dudes who, if ever they had any 'get up and go', it got up and went a long, long time ago. These two lazybones epitomize the meaning of "dead wood".

Recliner Timmy and Garrulous Gabbing Gary snooze away in their semi-retirement gigs at the Data Cult maildrop.

Recliner Timmy ~OUTT playing in the rain, waiting for the Marcos Pizza delivery to arrive.

Recliner TImmy taking the '20s decade off to CONcentrate on golf, pizza, and full-sugar pop (and booze).

Recliner TImmy taking the '10s decade off to CONcentrate on golf, pizza, and full-sugar pop (and booze).

Recliner Timmy and his vending machine route.

Recliner Timmy did nott see his shadow today. Maybe next munff.

Recliner Timmy buys a new toupee.

Recliner Timmy has finished his 2024 work . Now coasting to 2025.

LOLOL! Great call, idiot.

Interesting play imo

Looks good here

Timmah placed on re-arrest watch.

As we approach December, Timmy's traditional arrest month, it is time to guess what this year's arrest will be for.

1. Drunk and Disorderly
2. Domestic Violence
3. Fighting with Law Enforcement Officers
4. Drunk in Pubic
5. Domestic Disturbance
6. Open Container
7. DUI/DWI
8. Disorderly Conduct
9. Resisting arrest.

Timmah!!

ReclinerTimmy and GarrulousGary enjoy their early retirement no-show yobbs.

This turd traded $0.24 today. 24 cents

C'mon, Timmah, you can get this turd to trips.

If anyone can, it's you.

It's hot, TIMMAH!!! Best to stay inside and sleep all day, as usual. Nuffin good on The Golf Channel today, butt Stefano's is still delivering pizza.

Timmh!!!! You've sunk this turd like Eldrick Woods used to sink 3-foot puts.

Timmah! It's hot.

Timmah! PGA + LIV = Golf Channel coverage

Timmah!!! Taco Cabana now offering Mexican pizza!!

Timmah!! H. E. B. has an Easter sale on Holy Roller frozen pizzas. Time to stock up the DCLT corporate larder in yer kitchen. Plus The Masters is on the Golf Channel this weekend. Settle into your recliner with Easter pizza and Dr. Pepper. Call it a work day.

Time to wrap it uppp, Timmah. Shut this turd down and take that route delivering Frito-Lay potato chips and cord chips. And of course your vending machine route.

Timmah! H.E.B. is running a Prezidunts Day Sail of frozen pizzas. Stock upp!

ReclinerTimmy's worthless turd.

Timmah!!!